Sux to be these guys. Who knew the margins on $8 water bottles were so slim
Put out of business by a 2% tax. Ain’t that some shite?Guess they should change their name. Lowercase the Fiji, or make it an acronym. Worked for hamburger, KFC, and moonpies.
In regards to the recent “Touch my Junk” brouhaha:
TSA’s job is to maximize security, privacy, and efficiency, generally but not necessarily in that order. Fact is, putting someone through a skin scanner is easy. Either they’re harmless travelers or they’ve got incendiaries shoved up their bums.
Finding a way to balance intangible (but still very real) privacy rights with security concerns is hard, but hey, IT’S YOUR JOB.
John Pistole suggests our only choices are backscatter/aggressive patdowns or national insecurity. Many of us aren’t buying what he’s selling, so Pistole needs to do what he’s getting paid for or move along.
I cannot express in words how great this movie will be. Or can I:
“I’m here to steal a virgin that looks just like her.”
“Just how do you plan on doing that?”
“Magic…motherfucker.”
Heard an offer for a free introductory video for credit card relief while listening to early morning radio. Intrigued by the notion that the program was only for those with over $10k I debt, I called it in.
5-7 business days later, I received a nicely packaged VHS tape. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
I’m allegedly $10k in debt. What’d I spend it on, VHS players and floppy discs?
